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Joke of the Day
"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."
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"Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T-shirts and jeans"
"Merry Christmas to everyone tomorrow... ....Today, fuck you."
"Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? ""He wanted to be a hentertainer."""
"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, a job still sucks!"
"What spice is guaranteed to make your girlfriend walk out on you? Bay Leaves"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white horses fell in the mud."
"I used to steal jokes I still do, but I used to too"
"Boys want to play Most young men like the idea of (eventually) marrying a living doll; but on a first date, they'd actually prefer a wined-up toy."
"Going to open a new restaurant ... I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant... I am calling it Juan-Ton"