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Joke of the Day

"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"

"[Dog Restaurant] ""Is the Book Report any good?"" Yes, Sir. ""How's it prepared?"" A 9yo stayed up till 3am to finish it. ""Ooh, I'll have that."""

"What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles"

"I was never a big believer in feng shui, UNTIL I took the urinal off my livingroom wall. It's like freaking magic!"

"I really admire what Caitlyn Jenner did Took some balls"

"People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar."

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."

"2016 was so divisive. It just had too many factors."

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong."