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Joke of the Day

"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"

"How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow!"

"Probably the worst time to say ""Or what?!"" is when the cops are telling you to drop the gun and step out of the vehicle."

"Cuban I asked my grandmother for ""something Cuban"" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar."

"Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said ""car wash out of order."" So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap."

"take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me."

"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"

"Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver? Because she was a woman."

"You're so unfamiliar with the gym... You call it James"

"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""