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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles"
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"America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family."
"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"
"I'm going to open a restaraunt called pantera bread It will be similar to panera bread, but the food we serve will be much heavier"
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"
"Is molestation rape foreplay? Is it rude to molest someone and then not rape them? Woman: I didn't let him rape me because he did not molest me first. I'm not that type of girl."
"Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb. I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox."
"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"
"So I called my urologist... Receptionist: ""Can you hold?"" Me: ""No...that's why I'm calling"""
"When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome... Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it"