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Joke of the Day

"I'm living in a rough neighbourhood... Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out! It just goes from Bad to Worse"

"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"

"""We are the 1%!"" - People on MySpace"

"My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting..."

"Boxing and fencing Two sports that have nothing to do with boxes or fences"

"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."

"What is a big dinner for a cannibal? A three-corpse meal."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."

"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school"

"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake"