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Joke of the Day

"What is a big dinner for a cannibal? A three-corpse meal."

"Her: what's your favorite thing about our date tonight? Me: that it's almost over"

"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"

"Why doesn't Hitler play table tennis? Because he's dead."

"Crouching tiger, public toilet seat."

"Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: [slams fist on dash] NO, WHY?! Cop: Settle down sir Me: [marries, has kids, gives up ambitions] Cop: ..."

"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."

"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"

"Pro tip: No matter how much you hate wrapping, never ask your wife to wrap her own Christmas presents."

"How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows? Dairy"