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Joke of the Day
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."
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"Typical Liberal media: the Chilean miners have had 69 PAID days off work with their mates & now they're ""heroes"". #GetBackToWork"
"At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, ""They'll never see you coming!"""
"My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit."
"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."
"Me: !!Ugh!! YOUR DAMN DOG IS STARING AT ME AGAIN! Him: Just ignore him. Me: I'm trying! Him: I was talking to the dog..."
"I really needed something positive in my life so I finally got tested."
"Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who could jump, run, and swim have already crossed the border."
"Autocorrect? More like Autocorrect! Am I right? Sorry, Autocorrect ruined my joke."
"A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home."