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Joke of the Day

"I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish. I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder."

"I'm in love with you and you don't want anything to do with me so I think we can make this work"

"What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!"

"There's nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn."

"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."

"What's the most important part of a Taliban joke? The execution!"

"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."

"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."

"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"

"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM, BECAUSE GRANDPA FORGOT TO WEAR HIS HEARING AIDS AGAIN!"