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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock - Who's there? Tyfe ... Tyfe Who? Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars please."

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... It was posthummus."

"Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die."

"I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down."

"It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 17 other ways to get that info in seconds."

"What do you do when a cannibal eats a vegetable? Throw away the wheelchair"

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. That raised a few eyebrows..."

"I'm starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials."

"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"