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Joke of the Day

"My mate thought it was funny... to post about disleyxics but he spelt ""funny"" wrong..."

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."

"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."

"What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship? Carbon dating"

"""Hey mom, where could I buy some paperclips?"" ""Staples?"" ""No....Paperclips."""

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!"

"HIM: If you're upset that people think you're weird, have you tried being less weird? ME: [eating ice cream with chopsticks] Yes."

"I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64. Ate."

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."