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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper? Well an erection of course."
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"A white lie: ""No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans""."
"A man fought off a polar bear yesterday using only his cell phone... it was probably a blackberry. The bear was so disgusted he just left."
"As a gamer, who experiences little to no drama, I'm always so confused about this game referendum. They're not playing video games, they're playing drama, the game. I hear it got bad reviews."
"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."
"What do a racist and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree"
"""Whats your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm bad at taking compliments"" ""Actually that's quite endearing"" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*"
"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure"
"Trump vs. Kanye 2020 Yeah. Fuck it, why not."
"Fat chicks don't get wet..... They get greasy"