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Joke of the Day

"Trump vs. Kanye 2020 Yeah. Fuck it, why not."

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"Due to the hilarity of tomorrow's NBA contest between the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and LA Lakers, the NBA has agreed to air the match live on comedy central and the comedy network. joke"

"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."

"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"

"I hate it when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have on my whole life."

"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."

"I want to start a towing company. I'll name it Jaques Crew Tow."

"Hunters, you shouldn't wear camo you should dress like cars. Deer will walk toward you and hope you kill them."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."