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Joke of the Day

"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."

"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary isues."""

"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""

"""This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now."" ~ Dr. Seuss"

"What does a gas discharge lamp? Fart fart fart XD"

"cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight? me: Cashier: me: Cashier: me: sure"

"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"

"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."

"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems"