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Joke of the Day
"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"
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"How do you lure an English bear from his cave with the help of French cheese Camembert (Come-on-bear)"
"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."
"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."
"So I neutered my car yesterday ""You, what?"" Neutered my car ""..."" It's another word for fixed ""I wish I never gave you that thesaurus"""
"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."
"What's the difference between a Brit and an American? The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking."
"I heard they came out with the new black transformer... His name is Optimus *Crime*"
"What do Nihilist's believe in..."
"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."