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Joke of the Day
"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."
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"What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600? An Atari 2600 has more game. :)"
"My girlfriend is a midget and I'm nuts over her"
"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."
"DOG: [running in circles trying to catch his own tail] SON OF A DOG'S PREGNANT WIFE: *looks up from knitting* Son of a what, David? Say it"
"elder master! someone took a crap in the village's water supply! ""well, shit!"""
"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."
"Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking. Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of the Year"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."
"What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad? A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa"