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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with a 7 inch boner? Your sex life."

"I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them."

"HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window"

"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."

"I have a work fetish I never come too late."

"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"

"During agricultural revolution canines... ...became dogmesticated. AHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHa"

"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"

"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""

"How are cats like empty wine bottles? I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both."