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Joke of the Day
"I keep hearing so much talk about ISIS right now... They're really blowing up."
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"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."
"Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"
"What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground? Look at all that ash..."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Tellings your parents you're gay."
"Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar? Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*"
"You haven't experienced awkwardness and felt like a complete idiot until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."
"I got 4,627 problems and 697 of them are toothpicks, 884 of them are threads on my pillow, 3,045 are leaves on these trees, and OCD is 1."
"Three tampons are walking down the street... which one says ""hi"" to you? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts"