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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? You suck his cock!"

"Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them."

"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"

"[NSFW]What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I DO WAN'T TO MEET HOT SINGLES IN MY AREA"

"So, I asked a few former Wall Street employees how they were going to clean their record... ...""Submerse it in water"", they said. The bath-tards."

"New Joker looks like he has the Memento disease and needs a bunch of tattoos to remind him he's the Joker."

"Religion is like a penis It's perfectly acceptable to have one, but unacceptable to flaunt yours in public."

"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."

"Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist? For a square root canal"