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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? You suck his cock!"
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"The police are looking for a stole toilet from the police station. At the moment they have nothing to go on."
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Not in those exact words but he said I needed to reduce my stress. Same thing."
"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."
"A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe"
"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."
"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""
"A man walks into... A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas. The man replies ""sorry, we don't have Ne"""
"My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat."
"Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well? ... because it has NO FANS!!! (get it? no fans? ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)"