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Joke of the Day
"How do you please all the people? Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!"
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"I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft."
"Whats the difference between my computer and Paul Walker... ... When my computer crashes, I give a shit."
"Need jokes about bears Help, I need jokes about bears. Can someone come up with any?"
"American Fat Man Falls... ...Levels Japanese City."
"What do Gay men have in the morning? Sticky Buns! ;D"
"They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid"
"What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."
"why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."
"Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout"