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Joke of the Day
"They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid"
Next Joke
"I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance."
"This evening I watched a Series of Unfortunate Events Then I turned off the news and watched Netflix."
"My facebook homepage has become a sea of 'who the fuck is that?'"
"I would like to make a masturbation joke But today that would be way to corny"
"Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!"
"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."
"There's a book called ""Why Women have sex"" by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote""Why Men have sex"" but I'm guessing thats just a pamphlet."
"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me"" ."
"Everyone had heard of the Ronald McDonald house for abused children..... Now they're opening the tempura house for lightly battered women."