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"Need jokes about bears Help, I need jokes about bears. Can someone come up with any?"
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"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"
"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""
"After a few days with family, a padded cell with WiFi sounds like the perfect getaway."
"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"
"What do you get when you put mice in the oven? Mice crispies."
"So Ron Jeremy... ...makes his money with his penis. I've also heard that his penis is so long, he can suck it himself. Which means that Ron Jeremy can literally put his money where his mouth is."
"Kudos to Mattel for making Barbie reflect the average woman! I'm buying the one with massive student loan debt & a fear of cement trucks."
"It's not what man can create it's what man can become."
"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."