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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, I know I've got an STD, but all I need is U to be a STUD"

"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."

"Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove :)"

"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""

"Knuckle Tats (I) (H)(A)(V)(E) (W)(A)(Y) (T)(O)(O) (M)(A)(N)(Y) (F)(I)(N)(G)(E)(R)(S)"

"I have no problems with buying tampons... I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a ""proper"" present. (Jimmy Carr)"

"Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke."

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"Every morning when my alarm clock goes off, I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""

"Have you heard of the man from DeMizes? His balls were of two different sizes. One ball was so small, there was no ball at all. The other so large it won prizes."