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Joke of the Day

"Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business"

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato."

"I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit."

"What's enormous, gray, and unimportant? Irrelephant."

"I'm in one of those moods that only a virgin sacrifice will appease."

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

"What do you call a male robot that likes to dress up in women's clothing? A transistor."

"Doctor: I'm glad to say the ear operation was a success Patient: WHAT"