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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."

"What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof? He gets stumped."

"Do you know what ""La Quinta"" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's"

"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."

"Why are sewer covers called manholes? If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in."

"A man starts a line of pickled venison ... ...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe."

"I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please."" Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK"

"They need to make realistic commercials for beds & mattresses. They always show a couple, never a guy with a dog asleep on his chest."

"What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls? You a cinnamon."

"Everyone keeps telling me... Everyone keeps telling me ""There are plenty of fish in the sea"" and I keep telling them ""NO way in hell, I am gonna fuck a fish"""