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Joke of the Day

"If an illegal immigrant sets fire to their arm Is it an illegal firearm?"

"To anyone who says white people can't jump... You obviously haven't seen footage of 9/11."

"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."

"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"14 called me an idiot today No, I don't have a 14-year-old child I mean 14 people"

"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."

"So my pen died today... Unfortunately, it was decapitated."

"As I unwrapped the condom I thought to myself... ""This is a really weird birthday present, mum."""

"I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera... It gave me a flashback"

"(My favourite joke when I was a kid) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."