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"Behind every successful woman is a Man who let her down."
"I asked Ness (of Earthbound and Super Smash Bros. fame) what his favorite TV show was... His reply: PK Blinders!"
"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "
"Why do windbreakers smell bad? Because all they do is break wind."
"Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised."
"toddlers and tiaras more like PROSTITODDLERS AYYYYYY"
"Why does vampire Superman want to go out? Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)"
"I guess this is why they don't let kids be lawyers You just know one would've gotten Jared off."
"I could understand Eve's choice to doom all of humanity if she'd been offered nachos. But an apple? My ovaries are not amused."