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Joke of the Day

"I asked Ness (of Earthbound and Super Smash Bros. fame) what his favorite TV show was... His reply: PK Blinders!"

"Why do politicians spend so much time at playgrounds? Because it's a great place to pick up swing voters."

"What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation."

"What do you call communist memorabilia? Trotsky's."

"What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!"

"We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep."

"Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided."

"Every night, I have attractive girls banging on my door And sometimes, I let them out!"

"Who just can't get enough of one liners? Coke addicts."