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Joke of the Day

"The Creation Museum commercials on TV..."

"I like my women like I like my microwaves... ... cold on the outside, and kills any baby that you put inside."

"Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was ""LOL"" and I was holding my statement upside down."

"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."

"Why do people ask ""What were you thinking?"" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex"

"Resuming Windows... Resuming Windows is like going back to sex after being interrupted. It doesn't feel the same and you end up restarting."

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."

"Which detective investigates electrical crimes? Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson..."

"Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park."