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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a library and says... ...""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""
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"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."
"""You gotta try the lobs-"" - I'll should tell you... ""Yes?"" - We're not having sex. ""OK."" - What were you saying? ""The chicken here's great."""
"Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut? He's all right now!"
"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."
"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."
"[funeral] He looks so natural. Ya, but he looks a little stiff. *raises from the dead* ""That's what... *gargle* ...she said."" *dies again*"
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"
"what's brown and sticky? A stick."