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Joke of the Day
"I've spent 43 years not being productive, skinny, rich & famous. Why start now?"
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"I stopped living paycheck to paycheck... ...now I live direct deposit to direct deposit."
"How do you know if somebody's Christian? Don't worry, They'll fucking tell you."
"If a Lesbian ""Cock-Blocks"" another Lesbian.... is that considered a beaver dam?"
"My doctor said I need to drink more water every day, so I have started putting ice cubes in my vodka."
"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"
"So a leper goes to a prostitute... She begins to perform fellatio on him. After he finishes, he says to the girl ""Go ahead and keep the tip""."
"What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself? A shell-fie"
"What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean."
"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"