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Joke of the Day
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order as it should be."
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"My friend asked me what a Freudian Slip means. I told him, ""It's when you mean to say one thing, but fuck your mother."""
"Did you hear the Energizer bunny got arrested? He was charged with battery."
"NASA confirms, life found on mars."
"i hope the guy behind me in line doesn't think i'm a weird cat lady cause my cart's full of fancy feast. i just like the way it tastes, dude"
"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"
"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."
"One nation, under Trump, divisible... Trade liberty and justice for Wall."
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."