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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the Energizer bunny got arrested? He was charged with battery."
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"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for an hour... ...But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"
"I like my butter how I like my family In bread."
"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""
"Two guys walk into a bar... third guy ducks."
"What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? People who post the joke intro twice."
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."
"what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??"
"if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said ""whos harriet tubman"""