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Joke of the Day
"One nation, under Trump, divisible... Trade liberty and justice for Wall."
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"""Do you have a problem with drugs?"" ""Nah, I don't have a problem with drugs. I like all of them."""
"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."
"There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel.... ""Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"""
"Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials"
"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""
"""would u like some dessert?"" i ask the moose head above the fireplace ""no thanks im stuffed"" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice"
"I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae."
"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."
"I used to suffer from delusions that I was a bland, flavourless cut of meat... but now I'm cured."