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Joke of the Day
"Just a soul-crushing reminder that you'll never effectively karate chop a pizza into slices."
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"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"
"90s Kids won't get this either Smallpox"
"Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta Dr [grits teeth]: say it together"
"I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today"
"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"
"You're only as awkward as you say you are...out loud...in front of people...who were in a private conversation...that didn't involve you."
"A young jewish boy asks his father for $50 His father replies: ""$40? what do you need $30 for?"""
"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."
"If you're over the age of 5, and are trying to be cute by saying: sorry as: sowee - I will kick you in your pwivates."