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Joke of the Day

"Just a soul-crushing reminder that you'll never effectively karate chop a pizza into slices."

"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"

"how do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choirboy"

"What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?"

"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."

"racist joke, any better? What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks, they both get Laid by mexicans"

"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."

"A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf*cker."

"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."

"Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the judge you ""work in mysterious ways"" and see how far it gets you."