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Joke of the Day
"I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian Thank you prosthetic legs!"
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"My mother's maiden name is Password"
"Sure, he's got his faults, like -- he's a necromancer, and a hoarder... ... but doesn't everybody have a few skeletons in their closet?"
"Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise."
"I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago."
"Hey girl, are you calculus? Because you're hard to understand and seem pretty useless in the greater scope of my life goals."
"What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves? Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."
"*wife leaves message on fridge w/ magnets* WE ARET HROUGH maybe it's an anagram *rearranges* ROUGH WEATHER whoa better pack an umbrella"
"What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt"