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Joke of the Day

"Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But Mum I don't want three school dinners one is more than enough !"

"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""

"The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever."

"I came up with an in-depth, comprehensive list of films that are just like real life"

"What kind of tree would have the best bark? Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P"

"A good joke is like a kid with cancer They never get old."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding I'm not going to be that guy"

"I hope fashion in the future isn't all like, weird metal bird outfits. Cuz a bunch of mine just got stolen."

"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"