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Joke of the Day
"The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever."
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"What did Jack say when Nick called him a son of a bitch? He couldn't say anything. He was a dog."
"I'm not Racist! I have a colour TV."
"What can I get you to drink? ""Pepsi"" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?"
"My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's."
"Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out"
"Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League."
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."
"new boss: mind sharing an office? me: no NB: Good [points to room filled w/wolves] bc we finally contained them please keep the door closed"