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Joke of the Day
"The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever."
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"What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common? They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea"
"Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: ""Sorry, we don't want your type in here."""
"What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal? Welp, seal ate her."
"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."
"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"
"Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed."
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? You can't tell it's in the dark"
"Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it"