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Joke of the Day

"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""

"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."

"What did the cheese go as for Halloween A muenster"

"Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians? They have no soul..."

"Why will there never be an Asian president? Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing."

"no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh"

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine."

"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"

"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"

"I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, But it was out of odour"