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Joke of the Day
"Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can ""skip ad"" last 30 seconds?"
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"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."
"You can put the word ""blood"" in front of ""oranges"" and people will still eat them. Don't even try it, bananas."
"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
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"I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it."
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"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"