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Joke of the Day

"I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited."

"Taking Viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"

"What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one? A pedo-file."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy"

"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots??"

"Viagra, it won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"Did you hear the one about the umbrella in the trench coat and sunglasses? He was looking shady."

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks."

"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"