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Joke of the Day
"What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!"
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"What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics? Albums released through California penal records."
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other... Do you smell fish?"
"Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed"
"I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: ""I'm better than youbut not by much."""
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."
"What is them difference between a horse and a Harley Davidson? On a Harley, the dick is on the top."
"Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them! ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE"
"My favorite thing about all the people waiting in line for the new iPhones is for those hours the rest of the world is a better place."
"I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere."