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Joke of the Day
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."
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"Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine."
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)"
"To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced"
"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"
"[bursts into garage] ""why is your car still on? you've been in here for 3 days"" i'm trying to kill myself ""but you drive an electric car"""
"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."
"THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree"
"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"