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Joke of the Day

"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."

"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"

"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"

"How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !"

"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"There is a bomb going to explode in 3...2...1... Holy shit, this blew up!"

"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."

"What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens? A Petophile"

"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."