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Joke of the Day

"Why do asians eat dogs? Because they like their dicks?(* eating them ofcourse) I seriously dont know."

"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"

"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."

"30 cows, 28 chicken. how many didn't? 10"

"Just got added to a list called ""people."" Glad I made that cut."

"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"

"""Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!"" - said no one, ever"

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great service but no atmosphere."

"I was going to make a joke about the Rapture, but... it just isn't happening."