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Joke of the Day

"Why do asians eat dogs? Because they like their dicks?(* eating them ofcourse) I seriously dont know."

"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"

"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"

"My doctor just told me I have Parkinson's... ...I'm pretty shaken up about it."

"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."

"My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex's car."

"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"

"Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?"

"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."