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Joke of the Day

"""Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!"" - said no one, ever"

"Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?"

"What is the worst part of eating vegetables? The wheelchairs."

"*Scrawls ""HELP ME, MY PARENTS ARE VEGANS!"" on gas station restroom mirror*"

"What do you call a pony that sleeps around A whorse"

"I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors."

"""Buy your individuality!"" - Urban Outfitters"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his spine. (no hate Intended It's just funny)"

"What do you call a Mexican that's lost his car? Carlos"

"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"