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Joke of the Day
"I heard the BEST joke the other day! It was about anti-climaxes."
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"I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts."
"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"
"Apparently Mr. Skeltal joined the band Imagine Dragons. I heard they were going back to their doots."
"Anyone else here able to spell ""condescending narcissist"" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so."
"Anger. It's all the rage. ."
"I'm so lazy I bought a black Snuggie for funerals."
"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"
"My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino..."
"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asked if he wanted a drink. Descartes said ""I think not!"" ....and promptly disappeared."