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Joke of the Day
"I'm so lazy I bought a black Snuggie for funerals."
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"I tried changing my reddit password to ""penis"". It said it wasn't long enough :("
"I feel like whoever named it a ""magic marker"" was really overselling their product expectation-wise."
"if you dont know what do to with ur life why not just lay on the floor and think about how somewhere in the world a dolphin is backflippin"
"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."
"Little Timmy and Little Jimmy saw a Quarter in the Road. . . Little Timmy rushed out to grab it, and got hit by a truck. Little Jimmy laughed cause he knew it was a nickel."
"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. Then, feel free to judge all you want...."
"What did the crop say to the Farmer? Why are you picking on me?"
"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"
"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""