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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans dance at strip clubs? They want to make it rain."
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"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."
"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."
"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."
"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing? A: Because it was a total rip-off."
"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"
"Can I favorite people's favorites of me? Looking for more affirmation."