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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans dance at strip clubs? They want to make it rain."
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"I went to the doctor last week for a bad headache When he reached for his pen to write my prescription, he pulled out a rectal thermometer. ""Shit"", he said, ""Some asshole has my pen."""
"My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)"
"My friend got a pretty bad haircut I told him it would grow on him"
"Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together."
"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"
"Q: Why don't matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they're out."
"What kind of bees scare neckbeards? Boo-bees."
"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbonzo bean on my face!"