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Joke of the Day

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."

"I want Ebola... cereal"

"How do you start a raid in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling!"

"I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe ""space"" was just tired."

"I may have hit rock bottom, but the upside of being down here, is I can see up all of your skirts. As you were."

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"

"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"

"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"

"What are the only two similarities between my favorite buger joint, and the orgy I just had? Nothing but Five Guys, extra salty EDIT: Also, I can't type. Burger*"

"I want to open a pizza shop called ""Cheesus Crust!"" Our slogan will be: ""Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell."" -or- ""Crust has risen."""