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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"
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"I'm gonna be in trouble when my kids are older and realize how much of my parenting advice is just Kenny Rogers lyrics."
"I don't know if this is even anything. It could be a joke \(_o)/ Judging intelligence by academic performance is like judging a book by how good it is. Some books are shit"
"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"
"What do you call 27 West Virginians? A full set of teeth."
"There were hookers talking... Asked the one hooker the other: What do you ask from Santa Claus this year? Oh, just 50 dollars, like always."
"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""
"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."
"I need to buy a 4k TV, no matter what. It's my new year resolution."
"men are so polite woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."