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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 27 West Virginians? A full set of teeth."
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"There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested."
"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."
"How do French psychologists like their beverages? froid"
"Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it"
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."
"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at sea."
"Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior."
"A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked ""I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."""
"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."